Back it up, back it up, back it up… Seriously Gregory Brothers, crank up that autotune machine. And Antoine Dodson, your fifteen minutes are up.

thedailywhat:

Witness Statement of the Day: On Wednesday, two armed men entered a Shell gas station on Bannister Rd. in Kansas City and demanded money, when suddenly… you know what? Why don’t I just let this lovely lady fill you in.

inb4 the Gregory Brothers’ “Backing Up Song” tops the Billboard Hot 100.

[internettoday.]

Oh Durham! Your drivers really are THAT terrible. I have seen this happen, btw. 

thedailywhat:

Sure, Why Not of the Day: 11foot8 — a website dedicated to overheight trucks ramming into an 11’8” railroad trestle in Durham, NC.

How frequent are these accidents? So frequent that the railroad company was forced to install a crash beam to bear the brunt of the impact and keep the trestle from collapsing.

[presurfer.]

Hot dang! This baby preacher makes me wanna praise the lawd.

This was totally me this morning. Insomnia sucks, you guys.

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: Time to wake up.

[thanks martha!]

Hey this has some cool Chicago peeps in it! @Ross Bryant and @Jessica Joy are totes famous!

copycats:

I Am Trying To Break Your Heart by J.C. Brooks and The Uptown Sound
Originally by Wilco
(via growingpangs)