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EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
LIQUIDATION SALE!!! NAME BRAND FURNITURE!!! YOU CANT BEAT THESE DEALS!!! INQUIRE TODAY ABOUT MY LOW, LOW PRICES!!! Contact me for pricing info:  jeremysgriffin@gmail.com Furniture: BESTA JAGRA TV Unit (with casters!) - Like a bacon-wrapped scallop, this TV stand is simple but elegant. You’ll also be surprised at the ease of mobility this incognito storage powerhouse as you glide...
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ListenLove me some Clem Snide. copycats: Beautiful -...
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Today is the 12th anniversary of the Columbine shootings. There’s no justification for anything that happened, but I hope people can realize how awful bullying can be and how strongly it can affect an individual’s emotions and attitude. It’s still amazing to me how much blame the media and authorities placed on video games, pharmaceuticals, and subversive culture, but turned a...
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Eleven very short stories about SXSW →
This is brilliant. Well done. saladonions: 1. “It’s just like every great empire, y’know what I’m sayin?”. The driver paused to honk his horn again at a cloud of content strategists. “Egypt, Rome, you Brits - they get decadent and then they fall. Same with south-by.” He pulled to a stop in front of the SoBe Lizard Lounge. “Y’all have a…
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Me vs. DERP
I called to have my power transferred to my new place. After answering more than a few security questions, this is the conversation which transpired.
Duke Energy Rep Person: You'll need to make a $150 deposit.
Me: Why?
DERP: Because you have to have good payment history for at least 1 year.
Me: But, I haven't been late on a payment in nearly 2 years.
DERP: (Coarsely) Sir, we show that you set up this account on May 1, 2009.
Me: Right.
DERP: (Terse) And at your last address you were late on some payments.
Me: (Admittedly) Sure, but that was a long time ago. I haven't been late in like 2 years. So what's the problem?
DERP: (Getting annoyed) Sir, we show that you set up your current account May 1, 2009! You have to have good payment standing for at least a year.
Me: (Calmly) It's March of 2011.
DERP: (Silence) Let me talk to my supervisor. Can you hold?
Me: Sure
***3.5 minutes of Terrible Music***
DERP: (Calmly) Mr. Griffin? It looks like we are going to be able to waive that deposit for you.
Me: I thought so.
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Anonymous asked: Why so many blogs? And why tumblr? I can't imagine you get involved in the tumblr scene much
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