February 2010
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January 2010
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Conan, what you do is pure beauty.
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I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want...
– Conan O’Brien | The Tonight Show (via danhacker)
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Conan's Statement
GO CONAN GO! TELL THE GOSPEL!
lookmom:
People of Earth:
In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public...
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If I Ever Make It Big...
…in music, please shoot me if I shout out the name of the state where I’m playing in the middle of a song.
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The Princess: A Dialogue
A woman and a Princess sitting across from one another on a subway.
Woman: I like your crown.
Princess: Thank you, it was my mother's.
Woman: You must be royalty.
Princess: Something like that, I suppose. It's a long story, actually, you see...
Woman (cuts her off): I don't care, sweetheart, I was just trying to be nice.
Princess: Oh, well, I'm sorry, you asked...
Woman: I know, but come on, I didn't ask for your life story.
Princess: Fine. Sorry.
Woman: Everyone's a freaking princess...
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Headache: A Textcomic
A man is sitting on a doctor’s examining table. He looks like he’s really been through the ringer. The doctor refers to his clipboard and says, “You’re in so much pain, I’ve got a headache.”
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How to post photos on the internet
marco:
Take a boring photo with your 50mm f/1.8 prime wide open, with a small sliver of your subject in focus. Leave large portions of the subject outside of the focal plane, regardless of how important or interesting they are.
Rotate the camera 30 degrees before shooting.
Square-crop.
Oversaturate or slightly desaturate. Tint red to look old. Under no circumstances should you apply a...
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IMPROV THOUGHT #6: The Importance of "Why"
Hey @theanthonyking, more Improv thoughts from you, please.
anthonyking:
Only crazy people do things with no thought behind them.
Your improv character should not be crazy.
So - WHY is your character doing what their doing in the scene?
Communicate about the answer with your scene partner.
Then - together - show us “if that is true, what else is true” (i.e. “In what other ways does that WHY...
jessicaaaaah asked: Alrigfht smartypantsface: do you know anyone who can digitize super 8 film for free/ridic. cheap?
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benjustice-deactivated20120118 asked: What's with gluten allergies? Hoax, or God's sense of humor?
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The Doctor is IN
Ask away, suckers.
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The most authentic thing on the P.F. Chang's menu
Oh, waiting.
Customer: "Can you tell me about the chicken flatbread? What is it?"
Server: "Its like a quesadilla, but this isn't a Mexican restaurant, so we call it a flatbread."
C: "Oh.... is it any good?"
S: "Well, all out cooks in the back are Mexican, so its probably the most authentic thing on the menu."