Yes, this is Red (Swedish) Fish vodka. It’s like my Reese’s cups, you guys. My honey and mustard, my American cheese and apple pie, my bacon and anything. Two great tastes found a matrimony of flavor and brought their spawn right to my door like a child in a basket. So far it’s good with Faygo Tonic.
Also available: Root Beer Barrel, Orange Dream, and Lemon Drop.
Check ‘em out: Hard Luck Candy Vodka
Detroit. What.
Guess now is as good a time as ever to mention that I am coming out of improv retirement, because I need it more than it needs me. I’m lucky to have Go Comedy! right around the block from my house, but I’m even more lucky to find a group of folks who are as accepting and kind and hilarious and professional as they come. And I’m not just saying that because I was recently cast, but because I genuinely think what these guys are doing is legit and wonderful. Looking forward to the fun and hi-jinx inevitably right around the figurative (and literal!) corner.
(Source: mmmmmelanie, via livinginthed)
LIQUIDATION SALE!!!
NAME BRAND FURNITURE!!!
YOU CANT BEAT THESE DEALS!!!
INQUIRE TODAY ABOUT MY LOW, LOW PRICES!!!
Contact me for pricing info:
jeremysgriffin@gmail.com
Furniture:
BESTA JAGRA TV Unit (with casters!) - Like a bacon-wrapped scallop, this TV stand is simple but elegant. You’ll also be surprised at the ease of mobility this incognito storage powerhouse as you glide it across the floor to your favorite viewing area. The brownish black color will suit nearly any decor. TV not included.
The “Accommodator” Coffee Table (Photo currently N/A)- You’ll love the reliability and sturdy structure of this beautiful wooden masterpiece. Not only will you be able to showcase an array of coffee table books on this fantastic piece of furniture, you can also display your collection of half full wine glasses or beer bottles. Plus, two large drawers will handily store your remotes, games, DVDs, and other bric-a-brac.
JONAS Desk - Pretty much a great desk. It has a drawer and a cabinet and lots of space.
FULLEN Bathroom Cabinet Thing - Do you have lots of stuff all over your bathroom counter? Do you not even HAVE a bathroom counter? Get with the times and keep your water closet organized with this useful and delightful shelf system. (Disclaimer: This is the last piece of my Ikea furniture I put together after a long day, so it is a little wobbly. Whatever, you can have it for super cheap.)
MALM Dresser - This is the last dresser you’ll ever need. Unisex style, will hold male or female clothes.
3 HUGE drawers great for holding:
IKEA Dresser (Photo Currently N/A) - 6 drawers of varying sizes. Birch verneer. Simple, subtle, and yet sophisticated.
Walmart Bookshelf (Photo Currently N/A) - If you want this, you can have it. It’s a tall black bookshelf that will hold like, ALL your books.
Miscellany:
I’ll also be having a YARD SALE on SATURDAY AUGUST 13TH for anyone who may be interested in purchasing. I’m happy to let any of this go before then, too. Also, if you know of anyone who would like some of this stuff, feel free to put them in touch with me. Share this post with them if you like!
Thanks!
-JSG
Yep, this pretty much sums up what it is to be a cat! (Some possible NSFW language)
Ten titles that would have made better movies than ‘Cowboys & Aliens’
This is one creepy guy. But, I kind of like how his lip quivers at his amusement.
I started a gang. We’re called “Nariz Ladrones.”
Our main thing is getting people’s noses, and then being all “screw you, I got your nose” about it. If you’re interested, auditions are Sunday at 7pm, email me for appointments. Please prepare an original monologue and bring a RECENT head shot.
Chicken Nuggets
17![AHhh! Hieronymus!
thedailywhat:
Sign Of The Times of the Day: Spotted in Wilmington, NC.
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