I’m going to give my internal dialogue to tonight’s episode of LOST. Please enjoy…
OK, here we go. Daniel’s back.
OH, Good open!
Bad actress, that nurse.
HOW did you get BACK, Jack?
OOOOHHH, your mom!
Commercial break: Star Trek preview.
I liked it better when it was called “Harold and Spock Go to Hoth”
I could afford that car if I got laid off.
Aaaand back!
Little Daniel is a pianist. (hee hee)
I CAN MAKE TIME!
Nice red shirt, Juliet.
Busy getting busy.
Miles: “Say hi to my CREEPY DAD for me.”
6 hours! It’s a timebomb!
Commercial break:
Angels & Demons. I can’t wait to not see this!
The Goode Family? Oh no, an ABC animated show. What will they think of next?
You shouldn’t call something a “little thickburger.”
NICE HAIR DAN-O!
AAaaahhhh! It’s all I can see!
What the.. the JOURNAL!
Jungle, choose jungle!
Oops, time’s up!
Welcome to the party, Twitchy. Hahaha.
OOh, group scene, group scene!
Terminator: Salvation of the Brand
Pronamel: a toothpaste made from sand and glue.
Sears: Have a Garden Party
Oohhh, gifts! Is Chuck his dad?
WHHATT? Ohhhh, Juliet! Saucy!
Oh, weird, creepy Daniel from the future!
Shoot out at the OK Corral!
Oh crap, things just got real.
Commercial break:
App Store: There’s an App for it.
Star Trek: This one is sexy.
I guess a lot of people give a shit about Ugly Betty.
“Mommy love baby now?” ZZZZZZZ
Those yahoos.
How are they getting out of this pickle?
“Uhhhhh, I’m sorry… Hydrogen, umm, bommmmb?”
BRB
Come on, let’s have it…
I’d thought I’d LOST you. (womit)
Of course he’s Farraday’s dad.
Uh oh. And so Daniel’s mom killed him. Sad.
B-
