the dynamo

The Princess: A Dialogue

• A woman and a Princess sitting across from one another on a subway.
• Woman: I like your crown.
• Princess: Thank you, it was my mother's.
• Woman: You must be royalty.
• Princess: Something like that, I suppose. It's a long story, actually, you see...
• Woman (cuts her off): I don't care, sweetheart, I was just trying to be nice.
• Princess: Oh, well, I'm sorry, you asked...
• Woman: I know, but come on, I didn't ask for your life story.
• Princess: Fine. Sorry.
• Woman: Everyone's a freaking princess...