jeremy s. griffin

Back it up, back it up, back it up… Seriously Gregory...

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:20:17 -0400

Back it up, back it up, back it up… Seriously Gregory Brothers, crank up that autotune machine. And Antoine Dodson, your fifteen minutes are up.

thedailywhat:

Witness Statement of the Day: On Wednesday, two armed men entered a Shell gas station on Bannister Rd. in Kansas City and demanded money, when suddenly… you know what? Why don’t I just let this lovely lady fill you in.

inb4 the Gregory Brothers’ “Backing Up Song” tops the Billboard Hot 100.

[internettoday.]

(via juliasegal) I have selected my favorite.

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:06:01 -0400

(via juliasegal)

I have selected my favorite.

Oh Durham! Your drivers really are THAT terrible. I have seen...

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:19:48 -0400

Oh Durham! Your drivers really are THAT terrible. I have seen this happen, btw.

thedailywhat:

Sure, Why Not of the Day: 11foot8 — a website dedicated to overheight trucks ramming into an 11’8” railroad trestle in Durham, NC.

How frequent are these accidents? So frequent that the railroad company was forced to install a crash beam to bear the brunt of the impact and keep the trestle from collapsing.

[presurfer.]

Hot dang! This baby preacher makes me wanna praise the lawd.

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:39:37 -0400

Hot dang! This baby preacher makes me wanna praise the lawd.

The future: Get ready for it,...

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:28:03 -0400

The future: Get ready for it, kids.

tanya77:

soupsoup:

theworstcaseontario:

Publicis E-dologic figured out a way to embed user data in IDF bracelets, and thus allow people to “Like” real world objects, places and events spreading the word about it on their facebook accounts.

Ugh. This reminds me of the people at conferences who try to grab your conference badge and scan it so the panel sponsor can spit e-mails at you for the months following the conference.

This was totally me this morning. Insomnia sucks, you...

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:00:31 -0400

This was totally me this morning. Insomnia sucks, you guys.

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: Time to wake up.

[thanks martha!]

One does not simply walk into Meow-dor. (via Gothamist)

Fri, 13 Aug 2010 11:07:29 -0400

One does not simply walk into Meow-dor.

(via Gothamist)

Hey this has some cool Chicago peeps in it! @Ross Bryant and...

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:09:03 -0400

Hey this has some cool Chicago peeps in it! @Ross Bryant and @Jessica Joy are totes famous!

copycats:

I Am Trying To Break Your Heart by J.C. Brooks and The Uptown Sound
Originally by Wilco
(via growingpangs)

Wow, this might be better than the original. Go, Cee-Lo,...

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:24:36 -0400

Wow, this might be better than the original. Go, Cee-Lo, go!

patbaer:

copycats:

No One’s Gonna Love You by Cee-Lo Green
originally by Band of Horses

I might listen to this all day.

FAIL: There is absolutely nothing ok about this dress.

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:28:57 -0400

FAIL: There is absolutely nothing ok about this dress.

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:48:03 -0400

This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

jakefogelnest:

Tommy Wiseau talks to his future wife, Oksana.

This is hilarious because of how excessively long it is. I dare...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:55:51 -0400

This is hilarious because of how excessively long it is. I dare you to sit through the whole thing. (I did not.)

erockappel:

Check out Kieran Vollard’s amazing viral comedy video!!!

Note: Kieran Vollard is a fictional character from “Dinner For Schmucks” played by Jemaine Clement and this video was actually made by me, Ryan Perez and Danny Jelinek.

so this is happening.: Bill Murray: [discussing NBC’s current Thursday night comedy block]...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:56:51 -0400

so this is happening.: Bill Murray: [discussing NBC’s current Thursday night comedy block]...:

Bill Murray: [discussing NBC’s current Thursday night comedy block] I’m out of touch. I have no idea. I never saw the original Office. I never saw this Office. I never even saw Clerks. Like I never saw, what’s-his-name, Larry David’s show.

GQ: Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Bill Murray: No! The…

Bill Murray auto reblog.

BATMAAAAAAN! I am not a huge fan of dogs, but if I could have a...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:22:03 -0400

BATMAAAAAAN! I am not a huge fan of dogs, but if I could have a dog that screamed “Batman” I would love it so much.

summerofmegadeth:

lindsayrobertson:

This dog yells Batman? So you should probably watch that. (Also, RIP dog that yells batman, according to the comments.)

BRUTAL MASCOT

Guys, I was thinking of picking up a Chinese War Sword, but is...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:27:37 -0400

Guys, I was thinking of picking up a Chinese War Sword, but is Cold Steel the brand for me? I think this video proves that there is clearly no better choice.

EXTRA! EXTRA! Electro Boy saves City of Seattle! Erik Martin is...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:55:51 -0400

EXTRA! EXTRA! Electro Boy saves City of Seattle! Erik Martin is a hero! Congratulations, @hueypriest !!! (via i09)

I would see this movie in a heartbeat. This is a very clever and...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:37:45 -0400

I would see this movie in a heartbeat. This is a very clever and well done trailer.

danhacker:

The trailer for Wes Andersons’ ‘God of War’

Someone over at Gamervision with a deep love of the ‘God of War’ games and Wes Anderson films has created this brilliant trailer that just gets everything right.

Bukowski’s voice is what I imagine a drunk ghost would...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:28:17 -0400

Bukowski’s voice is what I imagine a drunk ghost would sound like. The man was brilliant and horrible and I say both of those things with admiration.

austinkleon:

Charles Bukowski, “The Shoelace”

it’s not the large things that
send a man to the
madhouse. death he’s ready for, or
murder, incest, robbery, fire, flood…
no, it’s the continuing series of small tragedies
that send a man to the
madhouse…
not the death of his love
but a shoelace that snaps…

Every so often, there is a photo on the internet that just...

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:55:15 -0400

Every so often, there is a photo on the internet that just encapsulates your outlook and general attitude towards life. Today, this is that picture for me.

juliasegal:

inothernews:(Photo of Billy, the 16-year-old eagle owl, by Mike Walker / via the Telegraph)

That face.

Sad Face

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:53:56 -0400

kellyoxford:

“Even with all that fucking money she can’t even get a good dye job.” - @oliviahayes